Jokes
BTCUSD - "The Smiling Lizard Punk" Fractal - LONG"The Smiling Lizard Punk" Fractal recipe:
1W
EMA 21 (+Cross)
RSI 14
Should I stay or Should I go!
PFE- Potential very low Risk:Reward swing trade incoming?Hello all. As you can see I've been all about the low risk, simple swing trades these days! I believe if PFE hits the first green zone and stays in the channel, this should be a simple trade within the channel. I believe it may hit at least it's previous high, putting this swing at 30% profit if executed properly. This would be a good one to just do a partial profit take, or let it ride to see where it ends up with a conservative trailing stop. The continued growth is obvious and well, they make Viagra, sooo.....
A Blue Joke About The MACDs On A Quiet Night Of Bitcoin ActivityOkay, I will just admit it. Bitcoin was not having much movement today and I was watching the charts and I got sick and tired.
So I made a little blue joke to entertain myself.
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A Clear Idea On What Is Going On In The Crypto Market. So I guess I figure it out. Why is it so bearish currently. and the all time low volume trading.
The Average Joe Must Be Sick of the whole year of BEARS!
See The Full Video Here: youtu.be
Another Light Moment From Me. How To Not Any Losses. This is just another light moment from me. The market has been pretty slow the entire day until about 1hr ago where all hell broke loose.
I guess it is a sort of relief for some and despair for others.
Let's lighten up things a bit.
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Just A Light Moment From All Those Heavy Intensive Intellectual I think everyone on here is very bright. But I have too much of intellegent people here and my brain is overheating.
Here is a light moment from me!
BTC Fortune CookieA chart I drew on Aug 18th that seems to be playing out in the short term. This is just for shits and gigs, obviously there are many ways in which this can play out long term. The timing of the arrows are almost guaranteed to not work out, even if the idea is close to accurate in the long run. I was attempting to draw both a best case and worse case scenario, where in BTC 3.15% would either moon or crash as fast as possible, while still being somewhat realistic.
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Crypto logic. To the moon! \(°0°)/Time for celebration for me! After 2 dead months in the Forex market (I could have made progress but I did not know it well enough), the USD finally broke out of consolidation (no fakeout please), and activity is finally going to be back. I have no reason to trade crypto now. I only traded crypto this summer because I had a hard time finding setups.
Now, let me put crypto back where it belongs: a low profitability dead market.
BUT, there is one point to crypto, and that is to amuse us :)
The crypto cult is one of the dumbest the planet has ever seen, they are worse than flat earthers, and since we cannot help them anyway, might as well use them for our enjoyment right?
Hence, to celebrate, let me start an idea about idiotic crypto 'logic'. Here I will regularly post idiotic ideas from the crypto fans.
Even thought the 1rst one truly is the ripple one posted here, let me inaugurate this post with this:
"This 18 year old bought a few Bitcoins when he was 13 years old.
Let's go to a conference so he can explain to us what finance is."
www.cnbc.com
gizmodo.com
19 now, he must be much more experienced.
This mastermind flies jets apparently, and with part of his 3 millions, he built an ... octopus ... suit...
www.digitaltrends.com
You can't make that shit up. Oh my, his "fortune" is going to disappear so fast, and it's going to be so funny when we see him working at macdonalds.
When people aren't even trading anymore, only bots.This is my complicated technical analysis for when people aren't even trading, just bots fighting at the neckline for the rest of eternity.
