HBARUSD sold my AUG 29 HBAR long on Coinbase before the weekend since I didn’t want to hold it while the derivatives market is closed. Looks like that was a mistake. This baby is gonna gap up on Sunday over 30c surely
Ethereum adds, “Same here—but I’ll mint an NFT of this historic moment. Something dumb like that.”
HBAR jumps in: “Not only can I pay, but I’ll also: – Track the provenance of every bottle, – Timestamp every sip in nanoseconds, – Ensure Byzantine boozantine fault tolerance, – Verify all drinkers with finality under 5 seconds, – And carbon-offset our hangovers.”
Ethereum stares for a moment and groans, “This conversation is giving me gas.”